Tescoworld

Well, you know when you’re having a wet weekend when the big treat for the nipper is to take him to Barr Hill Tesco. Barr Hill Tesco is basically Stansted Airport without the planes. It is physically exhausting just walking from one end to the other it is so huge.

Generally I approve of big supermarkets. [...]

Temper

It isn’t very often that I fly off the handle. I guess as I’ve gotten older it is probably a sign that I’ve mellowed over the years and that I’m on the way to being a cuddly old man, much in the same way my own father gradually transformed from aggressive stressed kid thrashing bread-winner [...]

Quandary

Do I live on Wheeliebinfen or in Wheeliebinland? Is Wheeliebinfen in Wheeliebinland? Is Wheeliebinland on Wheeliebinfen?

I certainly don’t live in Tescoland (a.k.a Pongoland). I live even further from Tescoworld up the A14. Though I do use both and Asda but that really is in Wheeliebinland.

If I was a hobbit clinging to the side of a [...]